TEZ ILYAS: TEZ THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

Friday 4th September

TEZ ILYAS The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the
UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes,
furious rants, and ridiculous stories, all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and
subversive humour.

Star of: Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk
(BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a
British Muslim Aged 13 3⁄4.
Touring nationwide, Autumn 2026.
Book early. You’ll hate yourself if you miss it.
– Presented by UTC Live

Schedule

Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Running time approx 90 mins interval approx 20 mins

Age Guidance: 18+

Also On Saturday 5th September, we’re giving young people aged 16 – 24 the chance to hear from Tez about his journey, ask their own questions and meet him at our FREE Road to Success Talk & Q&A. Please note: This is a separate event and booking is required.